Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

Signs (2002)

Graham: Come on now, you're too old to be doing this. 

You get a glass of water, and leave it lying around 

instead of finishing it. Now what's wrong with this one? 

Bo: It has dust in it. 

Graham: And this one? 

Bo: A hair. 

Graham: And this one? 

Bo: Morgan took a sip and it's got his amoebas in it. 

I think about this scene all the time because my boyfriend leaves half-empty glasses of liquid all over our apartment, too. Damned amoebas are everywhere. Happy 18, Abagail Breslin!

.