Today I'd rather be...
... Bradley Cooper's red carpet crotch hugger.
Fuck those outdated losers who think that having somebody hold an umbrella for you is the height of star power. Having somebody deep throat you down the red carpet is the new must-have superstar accessory. (via)
ok, what is going on here?????
Via E News:
"Vitalii Sediuk strikes again.
The 25-year-old Ukrainian journalist somehow made his way onto the red carpet at the 20th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards in L.A. on Saturday, Jan. 18. Once there, he wrapped his arms around an unsuspecting Bradley Cooper and nestled his face in the Silver Linings Playbook star's crotch.
Cooper, 39, initially appeared to laugh off the gag as his American Hustle costar Michael Peña and actor Mandy Patinkin look on in disbelief. They then helped Cooper pry Sediuk from the actor's legs.
Given his past antics, Sediuk's SAG Awards stunt was relatively tame.
In February 2013, presenter Jennifer Lopez successfully thwarted Sediuk's plans to ruin Adele's acceptance speech for Best Solo Pop Performance at the 55th Annual Grammy Awards. "It's such an honor to receive this award," Seduik said before J.Lo intervened and cut him off. "I love you, Adele."
Seduik did not have a ticket or credentials to the star-studded awards show. He managed to walk past security guards and strolled down the red carpet before entering the Staples Center with nominee Katy Perry. He then took Adam Levine's seat in the second row, directly behind Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel. "I feel like Lindsay Lohan," he told E! News.
The prankster, who is a reporter for Ukraine TV channel 1+1, was jailed overnight. He was charged with one count of willfully leaving a spectator area and entering a performance area and one count of interfering and delaying program participants. He faced spending up to six months in jail if convicted."
There's more at the link.
He's lucky Bradley Cooper was so easy going about it. I don't particularly like being molested by strangers. I would have punched him.
Isn't Bradley usually the one on his knees burying his face into another man's crotch? o.O
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