Wednesday, January 15, 2014

Raze in 200 Words or Less

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There's not a lot of there there - Raze barely even tries to hang a plot on itself; there's some murky conspiracy yadda yadda a bunch of chicks are thrown into a pit to fight to the death, ta-dah movie! - but you know what, really sometimes you've just got to be grateful that somebody's taking the effort to point a camera at Zoë Bell and let her do her thing, because her thing is being totally beyond bad-ass and if we've got a billion movies made to stare at men-folk limply comparing metaphorical cock size (see all fourteen pointless hours of The Wolf of Wall Street) then I'm willing to make some space in the world for ninety minutes worth of an astonishingly talented lady making magic with her limbs. Yeah you wish it was better, that it maybe cared enough to make sense of itself, but in the end it's a fine b-movie time capsule that'll be there for future peoples who'll need to know Zoë came she saw and she kicked all kinds of ass. 
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