Tuesday, January 07, 2014

Barry Sloane One Time

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I'm far from the world's greatest photo-shopper (I am definitely closer to the title of The World's Worst, really) but I never let any of my many, many, many failings stop me when I see injustice, and the original version of this picture, with Cosmo's giant blocks of type and nonsense distracting from the sight of Barry Sloane in a towel, is about as big an injustice as has ever been perpetrated upon mankind. So I did what I could. You can see the version with all Cosmo's type included, unmutilated by my "mad skillz," at this link though. Anyway how ridiculous was Revenge's sexual exploitation of Barry this season? I have never seen anyone take as many showers or go swimming so much in all my life. And it was weirdly always opposite Victoria, so Madeleine Stowe kept being forced to pretend she wasn't ogling his business. Stowe can do a lot with her beautiful steam-pressed face, but that was too much to ask of even her.

3 comments:

Unknown said...

I noticed him too in Revenge...that is a beautiful man. I kinda like Revenge as well. It reminds me of old soaps like Dallas and Dynasty. Madeleine Stowe always has an amused bitchy botoxed smile on her face. And Barry is a prettier version of Daniel Craig. They have the same low voice too. Here's to hoping they'll exploit him more. I wanna see more bulges in wetsuits!

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Notas Sobre Creación Cultural e Imaginarios Sociales said...

They did that with both him and Victoria's new son (sadly no shirtless action between him and Nolan #sadface). They were ALWAYS shirtless around her. Not that I'd ever complain...