Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... dog tagging Eric Bana.

I have no fucking idea what that's supposed to be an euphemism for, but it sounds like it could mean something enjoyably filthy, right? And his visible dog tags through his t-shirt right there are making all logic go out the window anyway. I've got Tex Avery eyes up in here. (pics via) We don't see Eric anywhere approaching enough; with these pictures plus his role in Lone Survivor, which I saw last night (I'll get to that in a bit) I am feeling slightly sated. Slightly. Hit the jump for a few more pics...