Brown Paper Packages Tied Up With String

.

(pic via) When making your plans this weekend, you should probably keep in mind the following news via Rich Juwiziak's chat with Caity Weaver at Gawker on the new film The Best Man Holiday:

"One more thing about the sexual content: In the scene that cut back between the women having their pajama night and the men having theirs (gender segregation—another way to be straight?) Nia Long's abomination of a man (the white guy, Eddie Cibrian) is wearing these scrubs and his dick is just massive. Like, the size of a small hot air balloon on screen. His package filled my eyes. And the immediate next scene is the women rhapsodizing 'big black dick.'"

Everything else they have to say on the movie makes it sound godawful, but there's that! There is that. Oh and when I looked up the film I also found this picture of Morris Chestnut from it, so, you know, ka-ching.