Friday, October 04, 2013

I, Frankencheddar

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I hope they make it clear that Victor Frankenstein is super gay in this movie - it'd take a gay mad scientist to make ab-sculpting his high concern when cobbling together his creation. Igor trolling outside of WeHo morgues. Anyway that right there is the primary reason to suffer through the first full trailer for I, Frankenstein, which otherwise seem to be advertising a blue-black retread of the Underworld movies just with winged thingies made of terrible CG flapping about and causing poor Ray Harryhausen's skeleton to go all topsy-turvy in its grave. Behold, the cheese...
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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

OMG Aaron. When did he get that ripped? I just pray someone posts the clips and stills of him online so I don't have to and spend money for a few seconds of longing and wishing, and well....you know.

Mary said...

Aren't those scars supposed to be where the different body parts were joined together...ya know, from the other dismembered corpses.

Those scars are just lines painted on an amazing body...which despite being very hot, confuses me.