Monday, August 19, 2013

Good Morning, World

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A couple of things. I am only up to the fifth episode of this season of True Blood (I've been watching them at a snail's pace) so watching this scene out of context I have no fucking idea. And also it's a giant spoiler. But I'm so indifferent to the show right now, these scenes of naked men-folk are really all I'm watching it for. So skipping ahead to another one really doesn't bug me - I'd prefer to watch the show like this - no context, just a series of naked men-folk moments strung together. For now here's the video after the jump, which I can't imagine will stay up for long on YouTube, what with Alexander Skardgard's penis hanging out all over the place, and all. Also do keep in mind how spoilery this is, I don't want to hear it, I so don't care at this point.
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I'm not going to bother capping this since the moment this aired last night the entire internet exploded with caps from the scene - I think I saw them on my mother's Facebook page, for god's sake. But if you needs caps, click here, that guy has good quality ones. Oh what the hell, here's one little thing...
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Alright so every man on Earth, gay and straight,  should send Alexander Skarsgard a bouquet of flowers. I'm not knocking what he''s got going on there, it's a perfectly fine and lovely penis and it's attached to Alexander Skarsgard which increases its stock exponentially, but in the wake of Michael Fassbender's Schlong Heard Around The World we really needed a prominent somebody to step up to the plate and remind the world what a nice normal non-engorged terror looks like. Thanks, Alex!
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7 comments:

James T said...

I think I should point out that there is a conspiracy to show us a lot of "dead" penises and make us be grateful when what we should *really* be getting is erect ones just like straights and lesbians get to see full boobs and not 7-year-old-girls boobs.

Anonymous said...

Why don´t they just get it over with and cast him as C. Grey? Did he turn it down officially or what? This could be his audition tape.

Anonymous said...

uncut? yay.

Anonymous said...

maybe compared to fassbender he's small but compared to normal guys that's bigger than most.

iggy said...

god morgon!

I'm surprised by his choice of (pubic) hair, but other than that, I hope he doesn't really die and they find a way to make him stay alive so that he gets naked more often. I had been waiting for his nude scenes the whole season. They can kill Sam Merlotte any time, repeatedly, of a cruel death... anything, get rid of him, please.

Peggy Sue said...

His dad is bigger

Miru said...

I specifically looked up your page for this after the episode aired... you didn't disappoint!