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It's the 44th birthday of Nathan Jones, who's less an actor and more of a special effect, as you can see. He's a former WWE wrestler and rugby player who stands six feet eleven inches tall and weighs 360 pounds... that is a whole lot of person. My favorite thing looking him up though is the list of names his movie characters have gone by. He's played a Vike, a Boagrius, a Humungus, a Barney Emerald, a Hercules O'Brien, and best of all in the upcoming Mad Max film (oh my god he will fit in the Mad Max universe astonishingly well) he's playing a character named "Rictus Erectus." RICTUS ERECTUS. That is everything. I hope he man-handles Tom Hardy something crazy.
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OMG - does anyone have any idea if this guy is gay?! Wouldn't that be wonderful? Gosh he's big enough and looks strong enough to man handle me in all the right ways - and he's pretty good looking in that beefy, blondish kind of way. Oh dear - now I have a whole slew of new day dreams to occupy my time! Thanks!
Supposedly he was gay in prison. He spent time in Australia's penal system and a friend who was serving at the time said Jones was one of the many guys who simply couldn't give up sex for that long. He wasn't a rapist or anything like that, he just pounded the willing, of which there was apparently no short supply.
So, your fantasy has been promoted to the realm of possibility.
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