Upgrading that still image from earlier this week (although the still image had more bulge in it, so perhaps this isn't as much of an upgrade as it ought to have been), there's Kit Harington and the world's greasiest gladiator abs coming for us via the teaser trailer for Paul W. S. Anderson's (his name equals quality!) Pompeii, a movie based on the eruption of me, after looking at Kit Harington's abs Mt. Vesuvius way back when. Here's said teaser:
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As is the case with every sword-n-sandal movie in a post-300 world, they took extreme color saturation to heart. But I like the cast - nyah nyah I can't hear you I like Emily Browning. And Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje (speaking of, a happy birthday to him today) looks good in his revealing costume too...
Any movie that gives us that much Adewale clevage gets an immediate free pass for a little redundancy, and a lot of stupidity. I am worried how dark all of this will look in 3D (this is inevitably being released in 3D, right?) It's already really dark in just the trailer. Shine a spotlight on those muscles, dammit!
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You know, I didn't think much of the shirtless pic of Harrington when I first saw it. Last night, I got dragged to see The Mortal Instruments (I just can't...), and when he walked out in the trailer...YOWZA!!!
Dear Lord ...
I dońt like it when Paul W. S. Anderson works for American studios. They try to sell him as dark and ponderous when he's really pure goofy fun. I hope Constantin lets him cut his own trailer for Europe (with more bulge).
Holy shit! It's Twilight presents Spartacus!
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