Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

The History Boys (2006)

Dakin: I'm just kicking the tires on this one but, 

further to the drink, what I was really wondering was 

whether there were any circumstances in which there 

was any chance of your sucking me off... 

Or something similar... Actually, that would please Hector. 

Tom: What? 

Dakin: "Your sucking me off". It's a gerund. He likes gerunds. 

And "your being scared shitless" - that's another gerund. 

It was Dominic Cooper's 35th birthday yesterday, so why not post the dialogue from this scene, oh this scene, which I've posted about a billion times before. It never ever gets old, or tired, or any less worth reading. Happy belated, Dom! You can gerund me anytime.