Elton John Wishes

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I force the image of Tom Hardy with that nappy Snape wig on his head upon us because I thought maybe a side-by-side of it with a young Elton John would do the trick in convincing me that Tom Hardy should or could play Elton John in a bio-pic, but no dice. I suppose once you got Tom under a pair of giant sunglasses and in a rainbow jumpsuit with platforms on maybe you could trick me, but I'm not sold just yet. Nor do I really need to be, since the story about this happening says it's not even been officially offered, but "producers" on the bio-pic, which is only in its infancy stages still, are "considering" Hardy. Then they go on to say that it's Elton himself producing and everything makes sense - if I were "considering" a bio-pic of myself I'd put out word to the hot pieces I wanted to see reenact my youthful excessive exploits, too. Get me Tom Hardy on the phone, dammit!

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