Friday, February 22, 2013

I Smell What Dwayne's Cooking

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It's Oscar weekend so Hollywood could give a shit what's coming out - there are dresses to be fitted and limos to be rented and those little cross necklaces filled with cocaine like Sarah Michelle Gellar had in Cruel Intentions to be stuffed. Priorities, people! So what we get is some stale Rock movie that probably was supposed to star Jason Statham at one point (although Statham doesn't really play dads, does he? I guess that's why he passed) and Felicity Versus The Aliens. Read my take on them plus one of the boys from Girls two-fer over at Celebrity Beehive. Rock smash!


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