Glock Sucker

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So apparently in Harmony Korine's Spring Breakers, which I am very much looking forward to, James Franco deep-throats a pistol whilst sexing with a couple of the lovely ladies in the picture. Details asked him about it, and there was this curious (more on the word "curious" in a moment!) exchange:

"Most people can't get past that gag reflex at the back of the throat," I say. 

"Guess I'm a natural," he says with a laugh. "It was my first time." 

"So that wasn't you in Broken Tower?" 

"Oh shit, you're right!" Franco's eyes light up. "It wasn't my first time." 

"You're known for going the extra mile, but that was, what, a good eight inches?" 

He gives me a get-real look. "That was a dildo." Then he turns that look back on himself, and I see the real James Franco: "If I'd had the guts, it woulda been real."

If you'd like to put your tin hat on and sit down beside me, the curious thing about this, if we take it at face value it means that James Franco forgets about cramming giant dildos down his throat. What other things are he forgetting he's done? One can only imagine! (And will imagine. Repeatedly.) Seriously though, what this reads like to me is James' stock answer about sucking on penises is "It's my first time! It's my first time!" and the good Details reporter was able to lift the veil (or perhaps you might say the foreskin. No, you wouldn't. Nevermind) onto that being bullshit. And from there, it all comes tumbling down, wha ha ha! So in that vein (heh), I read his "If I'd had the guts" comment as not that he's afraid to suck dick, but that he's afraid of sucking sick in front of you and me. And I can't say I blame him. I can be a hell of a critic.