Wednesday, November 07, 2012

Jungle Fever

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A headline written from my greatest dreams, sprinkled with magic: "Henry Cavill, Charlie Hunnam, Alexander Skarsgard, and Tom Hardy eyed for lead in Tarzan." Exclamation points! Seriously, this is like somebody stuck a popsicle directly onto my frontal lobe - brain freeze! Cannot process. All systems are shutting down. Y'all do the work for me, please...
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4 comments:

The Bloody Munchkin said...

That was so hard! I had to go through a process of elimination there. Henry Cavill doesn't seem like he can be ... Physical enough. Tom Hardy is more Grizzly man and less Tarzan, which left just Charlie Hunman and Skarsgaard. I had to go with my sweet sweet Alex because he would look better in a loin cloth.

Ronald said...

No, you dummies! Skarasgard is perfect! Just look at him! I did consider Henry Cavill, but I decided against it because he already has a potential franchise with Superman.

das buut said...

I think Skarsgard's younger brother Bill would be better.

Ryfosto said...

Eric is too pasty and lanky to play Lord Greystoke.