Can somebody please explain to me why you would hire Kellan Lutz for your Tarzan movie and then turn him into a cartoon? I can't even begin to understand the thought process here. It's like making a superhero movie with Ryan Reynolds and then making his skintight costume CG oh wait that already happened and it fucking sucked. I'm pretty sure they're not hiring Kellan for his deeply moving thespian skills. Like many a prominently stacked leading lady before him, I'm pretty sure it's the tits that got him the part. And so now they want to turn those tits into pixel dust? Hollywood has lost it's damn mind. Never forget Johnny Weissmuller!
I think the real tease of this announcement was that the person playing 'Jane' had a boy's name, and I thought we were getting a very different kind of Tarzan.
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