Thursday, April 19, 2012

Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...


... spotting Marky Mark.


(via; click to embiggen) Just how ridiculous is Michael Bay's next movie Pain and Gain going to be anyway? I mean, as soon as I said "Michael Bay" I set the bar pretty high for ridiculousness, but then you read that this here movie's about "a pair of bodybuilders in Florida [that] get caught up in an extortion ring and a kidnapping scheme that goes terribly wrong" and suddenly you're all, "Astronauts boarding a rogue meteorite isn't so wacky, now that I think about it." See more ridiculous pictures of ridiculous Mark Wahlberg on this ridiculous set here and here and here.

11 comments:

Sean said...

Hope he is a grower not a shower. Not impressed by this or his acting. Same in every movie.

RJ said...

Hot damn, Marky Mark.

Anonymous said...

Consider me impressed!

Anonymous said...

Alas this kind of thing has been the downfall of a number of our more iconic hunks. They put on all this muscle and get super sized and all muscle hot and then bam they stop working out and eating with the same intensity and the next thing you know it's years before they look like their former selves if they ever do. Hope that doesn't happen to Mr. W.

Ms Scrappy said...

Why the hell doesn't he tip over with all of that top weight?

Anonymous said...

I never really found him all that hot but I'd blow him I guess..

Anonymous said...

What kind I shorts are those?

ღ ℓoreℓαi ღ said...
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ღ ℓoreℓαi ღ said...

I just happened upon your blog searching for something (forgot now what it was) started to look around a bit, and saw this post. I had to comment, cuz it cracked me the fuck up. I tried checking on how to follow your blog, but didn't find it anywhere. I clicked on the only follow option you have on your sidebar, but the stupid Amazon gadget is in the way of the drop-down menu. You might want to fix that. lol

Dirk said...

Just a shame about the little pecker but I guess it explains his overcompensated machismo.

ღ ℓoreℓαi ღ said...

@Dirk roflmao