Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

Road House (1989)


Wade Garrett: A man puts a gun in yer face,
you got two choices -
stand there 'n die, or kill the motherfucker!


I can't believe I've never done any Life Lessons from Road House! This movie is full of the greatest wisdoms this side of Showgirls. I can think of five more bon mots worth sharing already, but I'll save them for a rainy day. And now that I've mentioned it oh my god Showgirls and Road House would make the greatest double feature of all time.

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