Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...

... having a mid-afternoon snuggle

with a half-undressed John Hamm.

Goodness that hint of Hamm there sure is something to write home about. Well, if you write letters home about how hot and bothered a strange man's belly fur makes you, and that might be a little bit weird. Dear Grandma, Jon Hamm's hairy stomach sure is something, isn't it? PS bake me more cookies. Love, me. I don't know how that would go over. And I think I would prefer such a thing to go over badly, because if Grandma wrote me back about how she touches herself while watching Mad Men we'd have a real problem.

Oh what am I rambling about. Point being, the rest of these pictures from the 5th season premiere of Mad Men should probably be saved for tomorrow's "Good Morning, World" since they'd be a perfect fit but I'm impatient - I don't think anybody else has posted these online yet, from what I can tell. So it's my duty! Hit the jump for 15 more.