Monday, March 19, 2012

Quote of the Day


"Your penis was a revelation.
I'm available to work with it any time."

--- That's Charlize Theron to Michael Fassbender after he presented her with an award at an HRC gala this weekend. (via) You know there was a long ass time after she won her much-deserved Oscar for Monster where I stood by my Charlize when it felt like the world didn't give a shit about her - I just want it underlined that I was there first and most steadfast. Because she must be my best friend, and this will get that done. But seriously I so want these two to be a couple. I've been saying it forever and they're just toying with me now. She is the only woman in the world good enough for him. The only one! (And obviously I'm the only man, duh.)


Melissa said...

I don't know, I'm kind of into that rumor about her and Alexander Skarsgard getting frisky together at a gay bar. Perhaps Fassy and Alex should fight over her...and let us watch!

Rob K. said...

After watching Charlize being brilliant in Young Adult I too believe she and Fassy need to be girlfriend and boyfriend, 4Ever. They were totally made for each other, brilliant and gorgeous.

Murtada said...

I read that Fassy goes for black girls. Dated Zoe Kravitz and now Shame co-star Nicole beharie. Charlize has no chance if that's true.

RJ said...

But she is African American!

(Ba DUM Chhh) Thank you. I'm here always.

Chris said...

I can't attach photos but there's a pic from the Gala where the Fass kneels to present the award to Charlize and both are smiling like idiots; and it make even a cynic like myself melt a leeettle. Goddamn, he has chemistry with literally anyone, that beautiful man.

joel said...

Yeah, it'd never happen because Fassy's into black teenagers (he's part German), nice idea though.

Hey Melissa, in this fantasy scenario why do they have to fight over her? I'm sure a fun gal like Charlize wouldn't mind accommodating the same time. ;)