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Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)

Ferris: I do have a test today, that wasn't bullshit. It's on European socialism. What's the point? I'm not European, so who gives a crap if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still wouldn't buy me a car. It's not that I condone fascism, or any "ism." A person should not believe in an "ism," he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon: "I don't believe in Beatles I just believe in me." A good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the Walrus and I'd still have to bum rides off people.

A happy 50th birthday to Matthew Broderick.

Today really should be a National Skipping Holiday.

Like skipping classes not skipping rope, I mean.