Thursday, March 15, 2012

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

Scream 4 (2011)

Ghostface: I hear you like horror movies, Kirby. But do you like them as much as him? Forget watching Stab, instead you get to live it.
Kirby Reed: No. No, no, no, no. He's the expert. It's not me.
Ghostface: Warm up question: Jason's weapon?
Kirby: Uh, it's a machete.
Ghostface: There. You see? You do know the genre. Michael Myers?
Kirby: Uh, butcher knife.
Ghostface: Leatherface?
Kirby: [crying] Chainsaw! Please!
Ghostface: Just ask Sidney if you need some help. Freddy Krueger?
Kirby: Razor-hands.
Ghostface: Name the movie that started the slasher craze: Halloween, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Last House on the Left or Psycho?
Kirby: Psycho.
Ghostface: None of the above! Peeping Tom, 1960, directed by Michael Powell. First movie to ever put the audience in the killer's POV.
Kirby: Wait. No, no, no. Please, just ask me one more question. Just one more.
Ghostface: Alright Kirby, then it's time for your last chance. Name the remake of the groundbreaking horror movie in which the vill...
Kirby: Halloween, uh, Texas Chainsaw, Dawn of the Dead, The Hills Have Eyes, Amityville Horror, uh, Last House on the Left, Friday the 13th, A Nightmare On Elm Street, My Bloody Valentine, When A Stranger Calls, Prom Night, Black Christmas, House of Wax, The Fog, Piranha. It's one of those, right? Right? [silence] I got it right. I was fucking right.

Because I suck for not including Scream 4 on my Best Horror Movies of 2011 list  (a semi-explanation, still lame, for why I didn't is in the comments) here's a little love for easily the best part - Hayden Panettiere is SO GOOD in this movie.

1 comment:

Fernando Moss said...

Absolutely THE BEST part of Scream 4.... (the scene and Hayden / Hayden and the scene)