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Scream 4 (2011)

Ghostface: I hear you like horror movies, Kirby. But do you like them as much as him? Forget watching Stab, instead you get to live it.

Kirby Reed: No. No, no, no, no. He's the expert. It's not me.

Ghostface: Warm up question: Jason's weapon?

Kirby: Uh, it's a machete.

Ghostface: There. You see? You do know the genre. Michael Myers?

Kirby: Uh, butcher knife.

Ghostface: Leatherface?

Kirby: [crying] Chainsaw! Please!

Ghostface: Just ask Sidney if you need some help. Freddy Krueger?

Kirby: Razor-hands.

Ghostface: Name the movie that started the slasher craze: Halloween, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Last House on the Left or Psycho?

Kirby: Psycho.

Ghostface: None of the above! Peeping Tom, 1960, directed by Michael Powell. First movie to ever put the audience in the killer's POV.

Kirby: Wait. No, no, no. Please, just ask me one more question. Just one more.
Ghostface: Alright Kirby, then it's time for your last chance. Name the remake of the groundbreaking horror movie in which the vill...

Kirby: Halloween, uh, Texas Chainsaw, Dawn of the Dead, The Hills Have Eyes, Amityville Horror, uh, Last House on the Left, Friday the 13th, A Nightmare On Elm Street, My Bloody Valentine, When A Stranger Calls, Prom Night, Black Christmas, House of Wax, The Fog, Piranha. It's one of those, right? Right? [silence] I got it right. I was fucking right.

Because I suck for not including Scream 4 on my Best Horror Movies of 2011 list  (a semi-explanation, still lame, for why I didn't is in the comments) here's a little love for easily the best part - Hayden Panettiere is SO GOOD in this movie.
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