Thursday, December 08, 2011

That Darn Pant


Jake was spotted out again in those green pants! (via) All the above pictures are from the past couple of months - the pic on the upper right is just the latest occurrence. When I saw him on the street several weeks back he was wearing them, too. Do you think it's the same pair, or does he have a whole closet filled with identical pairs like Bert and Bernie Madoff?
Now that you've wasted part of your life on possibly the most inconsequential poll ever polled, don't you feel good? Go hug a homeless person, make yourself useful, god. 

Did you hear Jake just fired his manager of eight years? Or "parted ways amicably" or whatever. I've been trying to figure out what the hell's going on with him - as far as I know (which isn't all that far, granted) he's finished filming that Bald Cop Drama called End of Watch and has nothing - NOTHING - lined up after that. There's been talk of a multitude of things, most of them involving jockstraps - Damn Yankees! A Joe Namath biopic! - but so far zilch. Nada! Zilch! What do y'all think Jake should do next? Besides lots and lots of porn with Mark Ruffalo, of course.


Joe Reid said...

Of all the stalkerish things you know about Jake, this compilation of all the times he wore the same pair of pants is my favorite. You'd better hope he never turns up missing.

Jason Adams said...

I'm working on his underwear schedule, just you wait!

Ronald said...

I don't know why, but Mark looks absolutely GREAT in this picture. Wow.