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It's Martin Scorsese's 69th birthday today, so let us think upon him. Or more specifically let's think upon three of the roles that he had Robert De Niro play in his movies, because I like to remember back when De Niro was his muse instead of DiCaprio. In fact, let's do a Do Dump or Marry for them!
There are other choices from their filmography together naturally... far less generally repugnant choices even! What a different turn-out we'd have if we threw some Rupert Pupkin or Jimmy Doyle into the mix! Alas. I think we're up to the challenge.
Our choices are Cape Fear's Max Cady, Raging Bull's Jake La Motta, and Taxi Driver's Travis Bickle. Do one, dump one, marry one. Go.
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5 comments:
These choices are awful!
DO Jake La Motta and get out of there before he starts beating you up
DUMP Max Cady
MARRY Travis Bickle? He's loyal at least.
DO Max
DUMP Jake
MARRY Travis!
Do Jake, a black eye is a small price
Dump Max, I like my face in one piece
Marry Travis, we can go on porn dates and wear matching field jackets, ride around the city in his cab and scream at whores, wake up in the morning and eat white bread soaked in bourbon.....
Do Jake.
Marry Travis.
Dump Max.
I gotta go with the consensus of do Jake, dump Max and marry Travis, but I want to pick when in the movie I get to do and marry.
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