Friday, October 07, 2011

Well-Hung Robot Is Gonna Rape Hugh Jackman

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I just calls it like I sees it. And maybe I do have penises on the brain today - with Shame looming on the horizon can you blame me? - but whoever designed that robot might have rethought that prominent rod extending down from its midsection, is all I am saying. Also, that thing has rapey eyes. Run Hugh! Or don't, perhaps this is what he's into. Hell I would probably watch.

Ahem. On that delightful note, it's Friday and that means new movies are out today, and that means I've written about them all over at Celebrity Beehive. Go yonder and pillage my words, or whatever. I learned something about Real Steel I didn't know today, so that will be exciting for you if maybe you didn't know it either. (Here's a hint: It doesn't have anything to do with robot-on-man rape.) Also I learned that I want to see this Dirty Girl movie, kind of?
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