From Rich at fourfour's recap of last night's episode of America's Next Top Model:
"And this guy who advised them, whatever his name is (I can't remember -- must not have a strong enough brand), was like Jeanette Winterson meets Simon Doonan meets an iPad. That's his real brand. What the fuck was he even talking about?
"If I say 'cowboy,' I'm sure you think about a certain tobacco brand, right?" No. Frankly, the first thing that comes to mind is Heath Ledger using spit for lube on Jake Gyllenhaal's ass, but I realize that's just me."
Surprising no one I actually turned to my boyfriend during the episode and said pretty much the exact same thing. You're not alone, Rich! Brokeback Mountain, you'll haunt me til the end of my days.
By the way, BOO to last night's rejected model. Boo, I says!