Here's something that Jean-Claude Van Damme was quoted as saying recently (via):
"Most gay people are very tasty people – they like beautiful stuff in their lives. If they like me, it means they have taste. They don’t follow me for my butt shots. They like me for me."
Aww. That's sweet of you to say, JC. But... no.
But I really like your butt shots! They're a beautiful thing I appreciate having in my life! They were a way to watch big dumb macho action movies with my dad when I was a little kid and get what I really wanted at the same time. So thank you for that!
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