Wednesday, August 17, 2011

I Am Link

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--- Super Doll - Oh my god, Enver Gjokaj is in The Avengers! (via, via) Why hasn't this been huge news? Why aren't all the copies of US Weekly and People and Entertainment Weekly touting this awesomeness?!? Oh right, this world sucks. Well it sucks a little less with Enver in The Avengers. Maybe somebody besides Joss will even cast him in something next! Do I dare dream?

--- Topless Trio - Matthew McConaughey has joined Steven Soderbergh's male stripper movie about Channing Tatum's real-life teenage times yanking on his g-string, already starring Channing Tatum and Alex Pettyfer. This movie could go really porny really easily and I would be fine with that.

--- Ghost House - BD has got a big gallery of around forty new pictures from Dream House, that horror flick with Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz and Naomi Watts, but you're gonna release that many and not a single one has Danny with his top off? Shame on all of you. We know he strips down thanks to the trailer! Cough it up!

--- Two Timer - Slash has got the first four pictures from Timecrimes director Nacho Vigalondo's follow-up called Extraterrestrial that's about aliens and shit. I briefly wrote about this movie here. I adore Timecrimes, and so should you.

--- Dick Central - I mentioned this a couple of weeks back but there's a Richard Kelly blogathon going on over here that started on Monday and it's already got plenty to peruse, so check it out. It keeps going through Saturday. I do hope to get something up myself before the end of the week, so stay tuned...

--- Nic On A Roll - Nicolas Winding Refn, the man seen kissing Ryan Gosling there to the left, the man who gave Tom Hardy (and Tom Hardy's penis) a career with his movie Bronson, the man whose movie Drive with Gosling is out in a month from yesterday and looks like it will give my eyes too giant enormous boners, that man is working on a remake of Logan's Run right now and he says that if this project goes well then there's a very good chance that he'll try his hand at making a Wonder Woman movie after that. And he wants Christina Hendricks to play her! God I can so see that.

--- And finally, I gave you some pictures from Andrea Arnold's Wuthering Heights this morning from TIFF"s website; they also uploaded a few shots from a movie called Hysteria that stars Maggie Gyllenhaal and Hugh Dancy as Victorian peoples inventing the first vibrator. I take this as a chance to stare at Dancy, who I don't get to stare at enough.

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