Becks & Jacks, Professional Beach Bums

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Not once this Summer have I been able to go swimming! Not once. I've really wanted to go swimming this Summer, too. But nothing! I'm about to run off the pier and just dive into the East River, I am. (That is a very bad idea.) Meanwhile these two are prune-skin from head to toe from all the splashing about they've been up to. I hate you, David Beckham and Hugh Jackman. I hate you both! Now make out and I'll forgive you. Hit the jump for 28 more pictures...