My Favorite Thing Ever Of All-Time

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Because this just came up in the comments of the last post (that is, I brought it up) and because it's my birthday (note: I will find a way to say "it's my birthday" in every post I write today, apparently) I am now posting this dance sequence from 1985's teen vampire classic (note: I am the only person that considers this movie a classic) Once Bitten, and there's nothing you can do about it!

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You guys have no idea what a big part of my adolescence this scene was. I had this shit memorized. I probably still do, somewhere in my brain, and if I ever happen to be at your house and you happen to play the song "Hands Off" I just might happen to clear the center of the dance floor and act out all three characters routines at once in an impossible feat of time-and-space manipulation the likes of which you have never seen before and will never see again, the latter because it will tear apart the very fabric of the universe with its sheer fucking awesomeness. Just sayin.

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