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I've gotten several emails slash notices this week about the sudden revelation of hotness by Matthew "Neville Longbottom" Lewis, which has amused me. Not because I don't agree that he's both very cute now and it was also sort of unexpected and sudden - granted, I really hadn't been paying attention - but just the volume of it. It was all over this week!
Course everything Harry Potter was all over everything this week. I actually saw hooded figures running through the subway last night and became afraid I was about to become part of some ritualized sacrifice until I realized they were wearing Potter robes and were way too nerdy to be scared of. (Bless their nerdy hearts.)
Anyway in honor of Mr. Lewis' torrent of tap-that-ass goodwill, we see fit to ask this here question. And I think we should apply this to either or, or both if you want to, the actors and the characters. Which of this trio would you slip under the invisible cloak with for a lifetime of loving (Marry, that is), which would just yank the wand of for one fitful night of Potterized passion (Do, that is), and which would get the cruel Expelliarmus spell right outta your life (Dump, that is)?
Ronald Weasley / Rupert Grint
Daniel Radcliffe / Harry Potter
Neville Longbottom / Matthew Lewis
So let 'er rip in the comments,
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Definitely DUMP Harry/Daniel Radcliffe. Ive never really understand how people find him attractive...I think hes weird and hes just entirely too self-sacrificing for anybody's good.
As for MARY and DO Im torn. Ron/Rupert Grint is closer to the whole muscled hotty-thing one (and "one" I mean me) normally goes for. Also he pretty goofy which is always a plus. On the other hand, Neville/Matthew Lewis is tall and surprisingly good-looking (though IMHO he could shave alittle more often...) and stikes me as alittle less straight-up dumb than Ron. Also, I think his gratuitous awkwardness would probably complement mine...not to mention his badass sword-play in this last movie ;)
This is easy:
Do: Dan
Dump: Matt
Marry: Rupert
Also, happy birthday! If I could, I would give you all three.
This is super easy:
Do: Lewis
Dump: Radcliffe
Marry: Grint
No question.
Happy birthday!
Do Harry... Dump Ron (Sorry, I have issues with red pubes) and Marry Neville
Oh, and of course HAPPY BIRTHDAY JASON!
This ended up a lot harder (tee hee) than I thought it would.
I'm very gratified that the first 3 to respond have an appreciation for the basic fuckability of Grint but I agree with Jon and mads - I'd marry him and fuck him for years. Besides, I think he's gonna be good for the long haul in a lotta ways. And a little goofy is a plus, isn't it Drew?!
But Do and Dump is a problem. Although I do admit Lewis has come out with some pretty darn attractive photos - I just don't know - looking at his mouth and his eyes - I'm not sure he's gonna be hot enough to just DO and, since I am a bit of an imaginary star fucker, I'll go with DOING DAN. Yeah - I'm OK with that. I think he could be hot and I'd like him to sacrifice himself to my wants for a night!
And a very, very happy birthday to you. You ended up posting lots today. I hope you enjoyed it. I did. But then I always do enjoy you...
do: rupert
dump: daniel
marry: matt
happy birthday! ;)
Thanks for the birthday wishes, y'all!
For the record, I would marry Daniel, do Rupert (but I'd do the fuck out of Rupert), and dump Matt but gently in hopes he'd want to be friends.
If we're talking their characters though it's different - I'd marry Neville, do Ron (but I'd do the fuck out of Ron) and dump Harry (Harry would be way too much drama).
Matthew Lewis looks like Clive Owen.
I put too much thought in to this, but I'm on Potter-high.
Actors-
Do: Matthew Lewis- I'm sorry, but really. C'mon.
Dump: Sorry Rupert.
Marry: Daniel Radcliffe b/c he's cute, he seems like a decent person, and he has more money than he will ever need or know how to spend.
Character-
Do: The Neville of HP 7.2 is bad ass, and he deserves at least a blow job for some of the awesome shit he pulls.
Dump: Everyone Harry Potter loves gets brutally murdered usually or at least almost does, and I'm not on board for that.
Marry: I wanna be in The Weasley family.
YES, I AM A COLLEGE GRADUATE! WHAT OF IT?!
If it's the actors...
Marry Dan Radcliffe, as I like the sort of bad boyishness that he's adopted in the last year and plus I could get tickets to any stage on Broadway right now and could have an affair with Aaron Tveit.
Do Matthew Lewis, because I hadn't noticed the hotness and newfound hotness should not be wasted.
Dump Rupert Grint-Sorry, but I like that Dan is just dangerous enough.
The characters...
Do Harry Potter-He's the Chosen One, which means good sex one night but I don't want the paparazzi down my back every second.
Dump Neville Longbottom-Sorry, it's a tough choice, but...
Marry Ron Weasley-...Molly Weasley as a mother-in-law is the greatest idea in the world. Plus, he's a loveable lunkhead.
Do Dan because he looks like he could be fun and uninhibited.
Dump Rupert because outside of the Harry Potter films he looks like he smells and has bad hygeine.
Marry Matthew because omg
Do: Dan
Dump: Rupert (I'd really try but ultimately, I think he'd annoy me)
Marry: Matthew - seriously, that man is a stud.
the characters...
DO - RON
DUMP - NEVILLE
MARRY - HARRY
the actors...
so hard
DO - MATTHEW
DUMP - RON
love redheads but he isn't hairy enough
MARRY - DANIEL
he is weird looking but good weird looking
So easy! And this is true for me actors or characters:
DO - Harry/Dan
DUMP - Ron/Rupert
MARRY - Matt/Neville
Happy birthday, Jason!
For my Do, I'm putting in a write-in vote for Tom Felton, who has gotten grossly overlooked in the "emerged from his awkward phase" hoopla of Matt Lewis. Observe.
Anyway, Marry is the easiest call ever: come on over, Rupert Grint. I was never a Ron guy until Deathly Hallows, Part 1, but I've gotten fully onboard since then.
Sadly, it's Dumpsville for the adorbs Daniel Radcliffe and the still more awkward than people are admitting (I'm sorry) Matt Lewis. Cool boys, though.
^to be fair, I feel like Tom Felton was getting his 'emerged from his awkward phase' hoopla around HP 5 or 6. I definitely knew people obsessed with him in inappropriate ways back then.
Also, I got a kick out of his increased presence in the Rise of the Apes trailer that was attached to HP.
This is easy:
Do: Lewis, because hot. Want to take that God awful sweater he's wearing in the movie off him, as well as everything else.
Dump: Radcliffe. Don't get it. Never have.
Marry: Grint. Major thing for red hair here, and then I can do him all the time.
THe characters:
Do: Ron. Again, red hair. And there's always the chance after we don't work out, he'll set me up with some of the other Weasley brothers.
Dump: Harry. Cancel my subscription I've had enough of your issues, damn.
Marry: Neville. Lingering insecurities from an awkward childhood means a devoted, considerate partner.
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