Hugh Jackman Four Times

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Those are fairly old pictures but I'm fairly certainly that I've never posted them before. Fairly! Anyway even if I have - I'm far, far too lazy to browse back through the 113 (now 114!) posts tagged with his name to check - it's not like y'all are gonna verbally castigate me for posting them again, I would think. Point being, my favorite ridiculous non-story of the day goes to this:

"HUGH Jackman has been keeping secrets from his wife!

Deborra-Lee Furness has just been surprised with a starring role in the Aussie version of This Is Your Life in which stars including Nicole Kidman, Jerry Seinfeld and Naomi Watts paid tribute to the actress, director and producer.

“It was all a massive shock,” says Deborra-Lee of her TV tribute. “I arrived at the airport and was ambushed by the camera crew and taken straight to the studio.

“But the biggest shock was Hugh managing to keep a secret because usually he’s useless like that. I really had no idea it was coming.”

It's a glorious one-two of baiting our tabloid suspicions about them and then immediately jamming the idealized fairy-tale of their press-reiterated long happy marriage down our throats instead, isn't it? I laughed anyway. And then I laughed when I realized that you almost get DILF if you abbreviate Furness' name. It's the simple things really.
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