I don't know how it only hit me today that there are precisely three super lads getting their own individual movies this Summer (perhaps the gang-bang of X-Men clouded my eyes), but there are. There are the two Chrisses of Marvel Entertainment: Chris Evans has his Captain America: The First Avenger, and Chris Hemsworth has his Thor. And then there's Ryan Reynolds at the DC end of the comic book dial in Green Lantern. And around here three's a magical number. No, not that.
Although by all means, go ahead and visualize that. I know I will be. I'll be visualizing that until I go blind and my hands are burned down to useless little nubs. But no, I speak of this! A Do Dump or Marry post. In which we are forced to choose one super-stud with which to flex our matrimonial muscle, one to spend just a single evening flexing, you know, other muscles, and then one poor sucker that we crush up into a fine dust and blow off into oblivion.
So make your choices, and share in the comments!
The boys are waiting.