My first instinct upon reading the news that Robert Pattinson was replacing my beloved Colin Farrell in David Cronenberg's next flick Cosmopolis - yes an adaptation of the Don Delillo novel - was surprise. (It really was! You can see the tweet documenting it.) But once that calmed down it didn't seem like a total travesty really - sure I always want more Colin and him working with Cronenberg would've been a hoot, but he's got loads of projects lined up and I'll be seeing plenty of him over the next couple years... and truth be told I generally want to like Robert Pattinson. He seems like a decent guy, somehow wrangling a tiny bit of levity from his insane situation, and well I do find him very very pretty.
Plus ya haters be damned I like Kristen Stewart. She was lovely in Adventureland and very very good in The Runaways. Nyah nyah nyah I can't hear you, and I can probably keep hold of these claims since I haven't watched any of the Twilight films. And last night did y'all catch them, along with The Hot-Abbed Monchichi...
... at the People's Choice Awards? Somehow I ended up watching about half an hour of those awful, awful things, and the Twilight trio were so completely stoned out of their mind it amused me to no end.
I mean, seriously. Hot-Abbed Monchichi was giggling like he snorted fairy dust while RPattz and KStew just sort of stared blankly into space... their stupor won me over even more, but I'm soooo easy. So go ahead and work with David Cronenberg, RPattz, and perhaps you'll convince some skeptical minds out here. I'm open, willing, and several other suggestive adverbs to what you've got to offer.
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Plus ya haters be damned I like Kristen Stewart. She was lovely in Adventureland and very very good in The Runaways. Nyah nyah nyah I can't hear you, and I can probably keep hold of these claims since I haven't watched any of the Twilight films. And last night did y'all catch them, along with The Hot-Abbed Monchichi...
... at the People's Choice Awards? Somehow I ended up watching about half an hour of those awful, awful things, and the Twilight trio were so completely stoned out of their mind it amused me to no end.
I mean, seriously. Hot-Abbed Monchichi was giggling like he snorted fairy dust while RPattz and KStew just sort of stared blankly into space... their stupor won me over even more, but I'm soooo easy. So go ahead and work with David Cronenberg, RPattz, and perhaps you'll convince some skeptical minds out here. I'm open, willing, and several other suggestive adverbs to what you've got to offer.
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OK - those abs really are preposerous. I mean, come on. He should find a way to bottle those and sell 'em on e-bay!
I also like Pattsie - I think he's got all kinds of potential - even as an actor... And he does seem to want to take chances. I hope this works for him real well.
But I do love me some Colin too! Glad to hear he's gonna be around a lot in the near future.
I hadn't heard Pattsie before, I am so calling him that from now on. Love it. Now I just have to decide if KStew is more Edina or Saffy...
Taylor Lautner has a god-like body but the face... the face. No. And Paris Hilton's voice comes out of his mouth. But that's what paper-bags and gags are made for! ;)
Oh you are awful - poor Taylor - I wonder if he'd try as hard in bed as he does on screen?
Edina or Saffy - LOVE IT! Actually you can use them both - they can represent her two emotions! I know, I know - anything for a snipe - but I actually agree with you - at first I thought Edina Saffy (together they make a rather nice stage name, don't you think?) was gonna be a real snore of an actress but she's got stuff cooking in there all right - I actually look forward to seeing her do more work.
And - OK, I'll admit it - I really look forward to seeing you know who's abs some more too!!!
Really...Edina or Saffy...I'm still LOLing.
Shut yer yappers !
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