Friday, January 28, 2011

Just the Tip, Jason Statham


Ya know, I remember the scene in The Expendables where Jason Statham was riding on the outside of an airplane and he never took his t-shirt off in that scene. These pictures are lies! I'm glad I've only seen them now after already having seen the film so I didn't go rushing out to see it only to have my hopes and dreams dashed upon the stones of its shirtless-less mediocrity. How much better would that scene have been if he had been at least half-unshirted? How much better would that entire movie have been if he'd spent the entire thing that way? Don't worry there's no need to answer that; I know the math behind it is so huge it'd break your brain.



DuchessKitty said...

Have you seen/Are you seeing The Mechanic?
I can't wait - I'm seeing it next weekend.
Statham and Foster? Mmmmmhmmmm

Kevyn Hagemann said...

HAHAHAHA! Good point. Anyway, I kinda miss Jason Statham being a driver. LOL! I'd love to see him drive a Dodge, may it be a Viper or a jeep. If he does, I'll look for dealerships in Edmonton, ask for that same model of the car he drove, then buy it (if I have the money, that is). Anyway, did you like The Expendables? How would you rate it on a scale of 1 to 10? 10 being the highest.