Gerard Butler got into a bidding war with Courtney Love at a charity auction over the weekend for the right to go on a tea date with Adrien Brody. Love ultimately won the date, but I think my brain won the most out of this, because of a couple things.
First, that story's so random it's delightful. I like to be delighted. Secondly, I can now imagine Gerard sweeping everything off the table between them violently and pulling Brody to him and ravishing him on top of it, the floor littered with the smashed china, which is something I'd not imagined before, and I like that too.
And lastly but most importantly, it led me to that picture above, which is making my innards giggle. There are actually a lot of pictures of Gerry and Adrien together if you Google their names, so I assume they are friends. Perhaps that should be "friends," wink nudge. Who knows. Courtney Love is a cock-blocker, the end.
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First, that story's so random it's delightful. I like to be delighted. Secondly, I can now imagine Gerard sweeping everything off the table between them violently and pulling Brody to him and ravishing him on top of it, the floor littered with the smashed china, which is something I'd not imagined before, and I like that too.
And lastly but most importantly, it led me to that picture above, which is making my innards giggle. There are actually a lot of pictures of Gerry and Adrien together if you Google their names, so I assume they are friends. Perhaps that should be "friends," wink nudge. Who knows. Courtney Love is a cock-blocker, the end.
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That scenario might still be possible...Brody won the tea date with Gerard Butler. ;)
This post made me giggle with delight. Thank you!
I want to marry those pictures.
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