Tuesday, November 09, 2010

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

Mother (1996)

Carl (John C. McGinley): Maybe you shouldn't get married anymore.

John
(Albert Brooks): I want kids.

Carl
: Well adopt.

John
: I want to pass down my seed.

Carl
: Masturbate in the garden.
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3 comments:

Scott said...

ha! i love this movie! i got a copy for my boyfriend for his birthday this year. he said he identifies with it because his mother used to freeze cheese as well. he tried that once with me...i threw it out when he wasn't home.

shaun said...

This is off topic, but can you do a gratuitous post at some point for Thierry Neuvic from Hereafter...have not been able to shake those opening images of his hot ass lingering in bed.

Anonymous said...

Ha!! That makes me want to see this movie! Thanks for the lulz JA!