Burly Skew Winner

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Last week I offered up a strange Burlesque-related scenario and from there I asked you to give the story an ending. Whoever came up with the one that tickled my fancies the most would win a copy of the fancy hardcover Burlesque: The Motion Picture and a copy of the soundtrack. Well the time has come for winning! I honestly loved everybody's answers - I think about 95% of you went featured some kind of orgy breaking out; y'all seriously my peeps - but reader Adam went the extra mile by mixing together a few of my other favorite things... but I'll leave that to him. First up, that strange scenario...

"Picture it! It's the night before Thanksgiving and you're trapped in the airport. All the flights have been delayed because everyone's refusing their privates x-rayed and fondled by TSA agents. The world has crawled to a stand-still! That's when you see them sitting beside you - it's the all the stars of Burlesque! Cher! Xtina! Eric Dane! Kristen Bell! Stanley Tucci! Cam Gigandet! Director and former Goonies prick Steve Antin! They're trapped there too, having been unable to make it out of town from the latest premiere. And it'll be hours before any of you can make it out..."

And from there I'll let Adam take it away...

"...Given hotel vouchers by the airline, we all headed to Motel Hello. We were thrilled to be conveniently located next to America's largest turkey farm and slaughterhouse. But then a farmer wearing a severed turkey head terrorized us all Thanksgiving Eve with a chainsaw and overly choreographed dance numbers. With a hand-held camera Eric Dane uses for sex tapes, we created a Thanksgiving themed Motel Hell remake. The only casualties were Cam Gigandet and Eric Dane's shirts. It won 12 Oscars."

And enclosed was a promotional poster:

I mean... a Motel Hell shout-out? Photo-shopped scary Cher face? I was defenseless. I would not only see that movie, I would find a way to become an Academy member - perhaps skin Ernest Borgnine and wear him as a suit? - so I could help award that movie its 12 Oscars.

So with that a hefty congrats to Adam, and a huge
thank you to everybody that played along.
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