Quote of the Day

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Did y'all read that press release that the studio released the other day sharing the news that James Cameron would be delivering unto us a second and third Avatar movie? Here's what I said about it in my weekly column at Celebrity Beehive (that's right, I'm giving myself Quote of the Day honors, suck it!):

"... James Cameron’s planning on shooting the second and third Avatar movies next, he says. I suggest you seek out the press release they issued – it’s so over the top messianic that I almost felt my palms split open into cinematically afflicted stigmata. Praise JC is arisen!

I crack myself up, with words. Seriously though that shit is so fucking over the top. He saved the world and put a smile on every baby's face, even the ones still in the womb by commandeering one of his underwater vessels that costs billions of dollars apiece and navigating it up every pregnant woman's lady-bits until every single fetus smiled and sang Hallelujah that they were being into such a wondrous world, amen, is basically what it argues. Executives are still on their knees in Los Angeles begging for the opportunity to get to be the one to lick up his holiest of holy spooge. I mean I liked Avatar, but this shit's ridiculous.

Anyway go read the rest of my piece on this weekend's movies over at CB, I get to punch the Saw movies in the face one more (last?) time. That's the one good thing about the never-ending cycle of crap coming from Jigsaw & Co. - it's nice to have a reliable punching-bag to let off some stress on, sometimes. Hey, I never looked at it that way before. Thanks, Saw!

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