This is why I like Victoria Beckham despite my better instincts. She's asked about her husband, famous soccer player David Beckham, and his Minnie-Mouse-on-helium voice, and replies with this (via):
"I don’t really notice that he’s got a high-pitched voice. I just think he’s so goddamn perfect that people have to find something wrong with him. We were about to go out somewhere the other day, and he was sending an email. He was sitting at the end of the bed, and he had no clothes on whatsoever. I was getting out of the shower, and I just stood there looking at him. He was all tan. Has all those tattoos, which I love. Hadn’t done his hair. He just naturally looks good all the time. He never looks like shit in the morning. Never. So he’s sitting there sending his e-mails, all ripped. Not an ounce of fat on him. And I thought, you done good, girl. I sure wasn’t thinking of his high-pitched voice.”
Not only is that a big ol' "Fuck you ha ha I win" to everybody that's not married to David Beckham, which we deserve, obviously, I mean obviously, but she paints that scene so lovingly that it's as if I'm there. And I like that.
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3 comments:
Could not agree more. You go, you wonderful freakishly-tanned bag of bones.
I've always liked her even if she does have alot of haters. She was pretty much my favorite Spice Girl.
Plus, who isn't drooling and pulsating with envy at that vivid description?
you did do good, girl.
Everybody bettah leave Posh Spice alone.
Her huzbin's better looking than yours.
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