On A Scale Of One To Awesome...

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... the following sentence rates an eleven. Via Slash:

"[Kristen] Wiig is optioning Clown Girl, a 2007 novel by Monica Drake about a woman who performs as Sniffles the Clown and tries to avoid the seedy world of clown fetishist prostitution."

Please please please World, don't end before I can see this movie. I beg of you! You can end the day after I see this movie. That's fine. Just not before!
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