... in which you learn this very valuable lesson:
If you happen to stumble upon a woman buried in the sand who's completely helpless and only able to breathe through a snorkel (and obviously this is something that could happen)...
... the main priority in rescuing her is to
first dig up and fondle her breasts.
The Blood Spattered Bride (1972)
I am going to write a pop song called "Scuba Boobs in the Sand" and it's going to be an international sensation, I tell ya what.
That this sequence exists in film! Well it makes me happy that film was invented. This is what Lumierè had in mind. Viva la cinema!
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I keep singing "Scuba Boobs in the Sand" to the tune of Belinda Carlisle's "Circle in the Sand". I think you've got a hit on yer hands!
I need to watch this again. This scene is so bizarre and out of nowhere, and it doesn't fit in with the rest of the film at all. So sweet!
I would love to as why that poor woman was buried in the sand and breathing through a snorkel?
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