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--- Just Make The Effing Movie Already! - Eli Roth chatted up Variety about his big monster movie Endangered Species, marking the fifteen-billionth time he's brought up the project since last making an actual movie. Ugh. He's got time to jerk off on Twitter but not to direct anything, apparently. And yes for the record he's also still thinking he'll be using the change that slides between the couch-cushions on the ED set to finance his full-length version of his Grindhouse trailer Thanksgiving.

But lo, there is other, new news to be had therein! He's also working on a kung-fu flick (!) with RZA (!!!) called The Man With The Iron Fist. I... I just can't. And the horror flick called Cotton that he produced will be screening at Sundance. So that's something, or whatever.

--- Hell's Hounds - Over at AMC Final Girl Stacie Ponder went and pondered the heck-fire out of all those evil canines that've been salivating on horror-cinema for years now. Can I just tell you that Cujo the movie made me literally sick with fear when I was a kid? It made me so tense I had to leave the room and I almost threw up.

--- I Want Your Job, Jarett - PopWrap interviewed Rachel Dratch (here) and Thomas Jane (here) this week. Rachel Dratch and Thomas Jane! So jealous.

--- The Preacher Kane - Hey, whaddya know, apparently the film Solomon Kane - based off Robert E. Howard's fantasty-lit character - is pretty good, says this review at AICN. Hrm. Fascinating. I'm really just using this as an excuse to post that picture of James Purefoy to the right there though, since I will never ever get tired of looking at it. But anyway, Kane hasn't even been bought by a studio yet so who knows if/when we'll see it. All I wanna know is, is there time for the Puritan demon-killer to take a steam, soak, or dip of some kind?
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