I saw these shirtless pictures of Matty boy last week (via) but was too depressed by his continued devotion to a hairless existence to post them any time since. But I guess since it's his birthday today - he's 43 - I'll just go ahead and throw them up. Literally. Why, Matthew? You don't look right plucked like a Thanksgiving turkey. Unless we find out that The Island is run by throngs of Lilliputians who steal chest follicles to build nests in this upcoming final season I just don't get it. When Harry Potter has more body hair than you, you know you have a problem!
Also, his tattoo makes it look like his armpit is on fire.
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