"Look Kenny, I know you're about 50 lbs. overweight..."

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"... but when I say 'Hurry,' please interpret that as

'MOVE YOUR FAT TUB OF LARD ASS NOW!'"

A very very happy birthday to my life-long partner-in-crime Courteney Cox-Arquette. She's turning 45 today.

If you really are reprising your role of Gale Weathers (next to Chubby Bannister, the greatest film character's name ever) in a fourth Scream movie, may the script do your classic bitchiness the justice it deserves. Bam! Bitch went down!
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