Wednesday, June 24, 2009

I Need To Send A Bill...

... to Reese Witherspoon for all the HOURS of my life that I have been FORCED to spend sloppily erasing her out of nice pictures of Jake like that one to the left there.

You can see the original one here.
If you dare.

Mine's much better though, right?

I suppose I should round up my therapy bills and send them along too. She owes me for those as well.


J.D. said...

Tell me you're not a saint now. JUST TRY AND TELL ME.

Joe Reid said...

They really do make an adorable, couple. Thanks for the link to the pic!

Jason Adams said...

Ya know Joseph, for someone who knows that I lost an imaginary dream duck this morning, you sure aren't being very sensitive to my needs. COOPERATE.

FranklinBluth said...

I can't tell which picture makes me more jealous, Gyllenhaal or Rudd. No wait... it's definitely Gyllenhaal. But she's a very lucky girl, regardless.

Anonymous said...

Yours is better because it looks like he's missing a limb, and amputees are way sexier than regular folks (does anyone know where to find good acrotomophiliac gay porn these days? -other than that "Stump" title from a few years back, which was a bit too much for my liking)