Friday, May 29, 2009

Why Does Jake Need So Many Cucumbers?

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Why would any one person need that many cucumbers at once?
He has like twenty in that bag! Look at this close-up:


That's just weird.
What is he hiding??? (via)
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6 comments:

Anonymous said...

he has, like, 20 tomatoes too...
just sayin'...

Jason Adams said...

Tomatoes I can understand! You're making a sauce, you need a lot. But cucumbers? What, he's making the world's most enormous salad? It's weird, I tells ya! Weird!

Anonymous said...

Alas, the tragic Greek salad addiction!

Jason Adams said...

Let it be known that I saw the signs! I saw it coming! So when they're filming this segment for his True Hollywood Story, about where was everyone when his addiction began to swallow him whole, let it be known that I stood and I said something!

Pax Romano said...

I heard that he bought the cucumbers to prepare for his dream date with a certain obsessed blogger he has recently become aware of ... whatever that means.

Anonymous said...

We're behind you on the feta intervention, JA, buddy.