Friday, May 15, 2009

Colin Hanks Is Fifteen Feet Tall

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I just found that out when he walked by me on the street. There's no way his IMDb page is right; it says he's 6' 1½" but I'm 6' 3" and he seemed to lord over me like The Balrog did over Gandalf (ding ding, I am an enormous nerd). Anyway, along with the height and his magnificent calves, I find myself reevaluating Colin, attraction-wise...

Of course, the second thought that went though my head upon recognizing him after "Damn, he tall," was:

"Manhole. I like that word. Man hole."

So he's probably lucky that I didn't attempt to speak to him.

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1 comment:

RJ said...

If you had stalked him, you eventually could have found Jane Fonda omomgawwwdjhgjgjgj! I LOOOOOVE her