Today's Fanboy Delusion

Today I'd rather be...


...playing squire to Henry Cavill's white knight.
I will carry your flag, master!

Pics via Towleroad, where you can also catch some so-close-to-naked-I-don't-get-why-he-isn't-we've-seen-it-all-before-anyway Jonathan Rhys Meyers in The Tudors. The side-by-side of Henry and JRM is once again not really doing JRM any favors though. He can fling his willy to and fro and I'm just gonna keep staring at the fully-dressed Cavill no matter what.
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